Snow Job

probably wouldn’t run into him.
Kayla: Oh, I ran into him alright. And then I had to spend two hours taking a class from him. And a heads up would’ve been nice, FYI
Lauren: But then you just would’ve spent weeks stewing about something that might not even happen.
Kayla: That’s not true.
Willa: Kayla.
Dori: Kayla!
Brandon: Oh, Kayla, come on.
Kayla: Okay, fine! I would’ve stewed and obsessed. But I still would’ve appreciated knowing that my evil ex-boss works at the resort hosting this stupid retreat.
Dori: So…what happens now? You guys finally bang out all of that sexual tension?
Brandon: Good Lord, you’re horny. You reallllllly need to get some.
Dori: I KNOWWWWWWWW
Kayla: What? What are you talking about? What sexual tension?
Lauren: I don’t know, you and Bastian…there was a vibe there. I mean, I know he pissed you off all the time, and it wasn’t okay the way he hung you out to dry over and over again. But, like, I think there’s a reason he got so far under your skin, beyond his crappy job performance.
Kayla: Theo, he’s your brother. Come on. Tell everyone that that’s crazy.
Theo: I plead the fifth on the grounds of not wanting to talk about my brother’s sex life.
Kayla: I DON’T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH HIS SEX LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Willa: But do you want to?
Kayla: NO.
Dori: Are you sure?
Kayla: Okay, Lauren. I officially owe you an apology. Because it is super fucking annoying to have all of your friends analyzing your relationship and love life and telling you how you feel. I’m sorry. We totally did that with you and Theo.
Lauren: Apology accepted and no worries. Everything worked out in the end.