Jeneration X: One Reluctant Adult's Attempt to Unarrest Her Arrested Development; Or, Why It's Never

how hard you rock. You’re the best nemesis I ever had (even though it was unbeknownst to you), and I feel so lucky to be in your life. And your title? I’m not worthy! I’m not worthy!
For Fletch—thank you for putting up with what you call “writing season,” which is defined by a dirty house, bored dogs, and nothing to eat. What you lack in administrative-assistant skills, you more than make up for in the husband department. You’re the best partner I could have in business and especially in life, and I’m so proud of what we’ve built together!
For Douglas Coupland—thank you for writing one of the greatest novels of all time. You are truly a genius, and I hope you understand that Jeneration X is my homage to the generation you defined.
For all my readers—thank you from the bottom of my heart. I love seeing you at events, receiving your e-mails, and interacting with you on social-networking sites. Please know we would totally be friends in real life. (Unless you were my neighbors. As it turns out, I’m kind of weird about them.) I wish you all joy, laughter, and a lifetime supply of good whackin’ shovels.