Putin vs. Joe Biden

 Shoigu arrogantly noted:
 - Was it bad under Putin?
 Mishustin answered honestly:
 - In the zero years it was not bad, but then it got worse! And who knows. Whether we were "Krymnash"?
 Shoigu agreed:
 - I didn't need it... but the situation is like this! It would be better not to take Crimea, perhaps Ukraine would have kept its base there anyway. But on the other hand, such a patriotic upsurge!
 Mishustin nodded in agreement:
 - And the Cold War!
 Shoigu logically noted:
 "It was inevitable! However, even under Yeltsin, relations began to deteriorate. Let me remind you that already because of Bosnia, there were disagreements with NATO and the United States. And then Kosovo added. Like some kind of madhouse has come!
 Mishustin said sternly:
 - All the more time to build kinder and neighborly relations! Joe Biden is invited to Putin's funeral, and perhaps we will agree with him. And we will try to achieve a lasting peace!
 Shoigu noted:
 "No one wants war. Maybe we can win in Afghanistan. And then we will take and withdraw the troops!
 The Acting President remarked:
 - I also thought, should we get bogged down in Afghanistan, what did we forget there? Again we step on the same rake!
 The FSB Director noted:
 - Mr. President, the main reason why we are there is because of the large amount of drugs that are produced in Afghanistan. And this is unbearable and harmful for the country. We're working on it!
 Mishustin said emphatically:
 "Then the fighting should be intensified even more!" In the meantime, we need to prepare for the funeral. Putin should have a special one-a gold coffin in diamonds. Understood!?
 Retinue amicably confirmed:
 - Respect the dead man!